June 2012
3 posts
Today
Today is one of those days where I feel like a caterpillar.
I don’t mean to give the impression that I think my desire or talent to write makes me special or different from anybody else that has a talent. The whole ‘butterfly’ thing can smack of pretension or arrogance. And besides, a caterpillar is only a butterfly after it breaks free of its chrysalis. And I, for better or...
May 2012
39 posts
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Matt Demers dot com: Matt's Big Bastion Giveaway! →
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Hey all! It’s your friendly-neighborhood Matt Demers here with a bit of a giveaway to help jump-start my new bloggy-blogs. If you haven’t noticed lately, I’ve been trying to keep my site pumped with new reviews (almost) every day, from Korra to graphic novels to video games and music….
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who even does laundry at 11 o’clock at night
being an adult must be exciting
to be fair i only got up at 10am and i work from home so my life is not necessarily “”“”“normal”“”“”
wait what other time is there to do laundry
Seriously, just do it when you have no clothes to wear.
“The past two decades have witnessed a disconcerting decline in the quality of...”
– “Lessons from Afghanistan: Let’s Get Back to Real Foreign Reporting,” a perspective on foreign reporting from Edward Girardet, former foreign correspondent for The Christian Science Monitor.
via Nicholas Kristof
(via futurejournalismproject)
My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers...
daeneryes:
The L’Oreal brothers
Male Katniss
The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
Robin
HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
The Angry Pirate
“Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must...”
– The Boondock Saints (1999)
Only 34% of registered NC voters turned out yesterday. To you lazy 66% - you are just as at fault for the passing of Amendment One as those that voted for it.
(via saucyscrivener)
literaryreference started following you
giftedrhonda started following you
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
this-is-allec:
April 2012
43 posts
accio-harold:
imjustaboywithadream:
i don’t believe in Canada it’s too perfect it’s like Candyland except the candy cane forest is actually just full of angry moose and overly nice men in red uniforms on horseback
